Deception Point
*The results are out!!!! Yippee!!!! Yaaaay!!!! Rejoice everybody, the results are out!!!! If you expect me to do that, think again. As an ardent believer in the art of procrastination, I guess I'll get to do the rejoicing some other day. And for those elderly folk who believe that their children should go to college to study- HELLO!!! WAKE UP!!! Smell the coffee!!! At least I don't. It's pretty difficult to live normally when people expect miracles from you. All I can do is convert wine into water (and that my friend, is one helluva miracle to me!!!)
Ever since I joined college, my relatives have always expected some kind of magic show, or some display of remarkable talent....unfortunately, I'm the laziest creature in God's entire creation! I am a Man*. It's not something I'm ashamed of - if everyone was hard working, who would play the fiddle? All I've got to do is watch out for winter.
Well, I did teach my folks the art of being the legendary CETian "Waple" (which is a great achievement, mind you!!!) The legendary "waple" status is bestowed only on the cream of society - Waples, today, are highly eminent people. From Sweepers, certain Professors, various Government officials, Politicians, to Prime Ministers and leading rulers of different countries, the "Waple culture" has left its mark. Someone once said that Mr.Bu** was a "waple" but i beg to differ. The guy bombed "Half-gharn" and "eye-rack". Waples dont have the time for such unimportant things. Besides, we are truly peace loving people! We dont waste our time picking fights with people!
Well, if anyone else wants to know how long a "waple" can procrastinate, i would like you all to take a look at the date this blog was started originally - March 6th,2005. And today, is March 28th, 2005. A "waple" always does things on time. It is just not in "YOUR" time but in "waple" time. Anyways, thats enough about Waples. I think it is time to rejoice about the Marks now. I mean after 22 days, i can feel the joy welling up inside. Yes, this little guy doesn't have to reappear for any of the previous semester's exams. For this, I thank the "Waple Society of India" for their crash course notes..( they have the best collection) and I also want to thank someone up there for watching out for all the "waples" down here. It only goes to show that God loves Waples more than anyone else.
* Not all men are lazy. But research says majority are.
Ever since I joined college, my relatives have always expected some kind of magic show, or some display of remarkable talent....unfortunately, I'm the laziest creature in God's entire creation! I am a Man*. It's not something I'm ashamed of - if everyone was hard working, who would play the fiddle? All I've got to do is watch out for winter.
Well, I did teach my folks the art of being the legendary CETian "Waple" (which is a great achievement, mind you!!!) The legendary "waple" status is bestowed only on the cream of society - Waples, today, are highly eminent people. From Sweepers, certain Professors, various Government officials, Politicians, to Prime Ministers and leading rulers of different countries, the "Waple culture" has left its mark. Someone once said that Mr.Bu** was a "waple" but i beg to differ. The guy bombed "Half-gharn" and "eye-rack". Waples dont have the time for such unimportant things. Besides, we are truly peace loving people! We dont waste our time picking fights with people!
Well, if anyone else wants to know how long a "waple" can procrastinate, i would like you all to take a look at the date this blog was started originally - March 6th,2005. And today, is March 28th, 2005. A "waple" always does things on time. It is just not in "YOUR" time but in "waple" time. Anyways, thats enough about Waples. I think it is time to rejoice about the Marks now. I mean after 22 days, i can feel the joy welling up inside. Yes, this little guy doesn't have to reappear for any of the previous semester's exams. For this, I thank the "Waple Society of India" for their crash course notes..( they have the best collection) and I also want to thank someone up there for watching out for all the "waples" down here. It only goes to show that God loves Waples more than anyone else.
* Not all men are lazy. But research says majority are.
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